Hillarious Jokes and More..

Here you will find many jokes that are sure to make you laugh.
If you have any jokes that I don't, & they must be appropriate, could you please
send them to me? Thanks!! And Enjoy!

REDNECK JOKES

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..

1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
2. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
3. You think the O.J. Trial was the big Sunkist & Minutemaid taste test.
4. You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas, waiting for Granny & Cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
5. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
6. You think a 6 pack of beer & a bug-zapper is quality entertainment.
7. You need a dictionary to spell your name.
8. You reuse dental floss to save money.
9. You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket, & a lucky rabbit pinned above your fireplace.
10. You have more tires in your yard then trucks.
11. You place a classified ad asking less than $1.
12. You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theatre.
13. You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.
14. Your family tree doesn't fork.
15. Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
16. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 yrs.
17. Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
18. Your favorite t-shirt is offensive in 13 states.
19. You've ever bathed with flea & tick soap.
20. You've totaled every car you've owned.
21. You're momma has "ammo" on her christmas list.
22. You've ever shot a mouse inside your home.
23. There is a gunrack on the back of your bicycle.
24. Higher math means counting over 10.
25. The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

IF 15 OR MORE OF THESE DESCRIBE YOU..
THEN YOU ARE A REDNECK!!

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NOTE FROM MOWSIE:
Hey! It's me, Mowsie, soon I will be adding some "appropriate" blonde jokes
(no cusswords, any sexual comments) and some top 10 lists, which are appropiate too.
Thanks again for visiting my site!
~Mowsie~

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